The Breakfast Clubbers sat down to fancy-shmancy eggs benedict for President Kary Moore's inaugural meeting, which he kicked off with much fanfare and laughter.  Amidst a procession of glorious banners rivaling any medieval jousting tournament, Kary welcomed his first official speaker, stand-up comedian Carlos Rodriguez.  What a way to start the day! 
 
But, beneath the atmosphere of frivolity and fun, an identity crisis was brewing. . . 
 
The moose leader departed and no one knew what sort of beast would lead them.  Some speculated that it would be no beast at all, but rather that the moose-group would now be led by a vegetable - perhaps . . . an eggplant (a japanese eggplant?  a european eggplant?  no one knew! Many were chagrined because though the eggplant is low in fat and carbohydrates, it does not contain high levels of the most important vitamins and minerals!)  Fortunately, the Porcupine quickly calmed the masses by observing that no vegetable ever stepped up before and it was therefore unlikely that some random vegetable would do so now.  This astute insight (temporarily) averted the crisis.  But, the question remains... what beast will lead?  Stay tuned.......